中国古典情色文学–灯草和尚
添加：12-09 发布：www.nn01tv.com
第一回红婆子戏法动夫人
杨夫人坚心抱和尚
月浸相钩，鼠筛水覃，哀鸿叫得霜天远。追维往事，重忆前缘， 不惯凄凉情绪，更兼寒夜如年。道堪怜，挑却残灯，拨尽余烟。 虽然花笙尚然，这风流未了，怎耐孤眠，念身无双翼，有梦难圆 。懊恨更深，情剧焰腾腾，却对睡言。人儿体冷面苦，嗟埋怨。 《右调 凤凰台上忆吹箫》
这一首词，只说那夜深人静，欲火怂恿，男男女女没一个不想成双着对，图那脐下风流快活，大凡男子一经漏泄，尚可消受半时，妇人家安心受射，邀射越好，便弄到那形消骨化也不肯休，却是何故？只因男子是火性，被水一浇，那火更灭了一半；妇人家是水性，被火一烧，那水更热了几分，有一曲《离江怨》为证：
夜阑灯影斜南，璁闭也。迟迟更漏，初长髻儿，懒卸衫儿， 懒忻昏黄，怕看天边月。泪流衿上血，众穿罗衣流香汗，只嫌火 冷中肠热。
看这一曲，方知妇人欲火尤甚，但不去引动他还好矜持，一引动了便没个截止。
话说元末时节，有个杨知县，原是杨州人，作趁了万数银子，夫人汪氏，乃江西汪千户之女，十五岁下嫁与杨官儿为继室。十七岁上，生了个女儿，名叫长姑，许了新城李商人之子。杨官儿数仕回来，这夫妻母女三口过活，杨知县年届四十，性好闲游，至正壬仵年八月，同几个朋友乘船，往苏州虎丘山赏月去了。夫人劝阻不下，只得冷冷清清一人留在家中。到十五日，夫人独自步出前厅，忽然外面走进个婆子来，看他好像四十多岁，头脸发面俱是红色，向夫人深深道了个万福。
夫人道："妈妈，何来？"
那婆子道："老身叫作红婆子，平日会作戏法，专在大户人家走动最多，刚从奶奶门首经过，特来作个戏法与奶奶消遣。"
夫人道："这却好。"就叫婆子坐下，吩咐丫环请小姐出来看戏法。"
不一时，长姑出来，婆子与长姑道个万福，便问道："小姐今年贵庚几何？"
夫人道："是我十七岁生的，我今年三十二岁，小女今年十六岁"
婆子道："好个小姐，就是奶奶也不像三十二岁的人，好像姊妹一般。"
夫人道："我如今老了，前那两年还好。"
婆子道："不然。"
夫人道："快好作个戏法罢。"
婆子把手向长姑身上一指，说道："奶奶，叫小姐解开衫子看看，被我打了两个红印哩。"
长姑害羞，哪里肯解。
婆子向夫人身上又一指，说道："奶奶大方些，解开衣衫看看罢。"
夫人解开衫子一看，果有两个红印。说道："奇怪！"向长姑道："到是女人，不妨解开看看。"
长姑不肯，只往衣缝里一看，果然也有。
夫人道："妈妈有心作戏法，作个好的。"
婆子道："有好的，只是日间作不得。"
夫人道："在此累夜也不妨，如今后厅去坐罢。"
婆子闻言，便同夫人、长姑上厅来，已是黄昏时，时用过夜饭，夫人吩咐长姑同丫环许睡遂把门掩上了。
夫人道："妈妈有什么宿然的法儿，且图快活几时。"
婆子道："奶奶既要快活，这也不难。"取出一束灯草来，约有三寸长，到火上点着了，叫奶奶来看。夫人走近灯前，只见灯花速速爆下，忽然一滴油落在桌上，抖然变了一个三寸长的小和尚，跳了两跳走向夫人免前问话，夫人惊得一身冷汗。
婆子道："这是我儿，奶奶若肯养他，管保夫人快活。"叫道："我儿，快与奶奶叩头。"
小和尚笑嘻嘻走上前来说道："与奶奶叩头。"
婆子笑道："我儿，快跟奶奶去睡，我去去再来。"看他将身跳入灯焰中去了。
夫人大惊道："原来是个神仙，这小和尚想是神仙送与我受用的。"
问小和尚，道："你可有撒水的东西么？"
小和尚掀开裙子道："有的。"
夫人一看，只有灯草粗细，笑道："不济事！不济事！我家老爷六寸长的麈柄，又极粗大，尚不济事，你这些些儿何用？"
小和尚哈的笑了一声，钻入夫人裤子内，捧着生门乱舔，舔得夫人十分难过，酸痒酥麻，扯他出来，越扯越钻，竟然钻入生门里。夫人只得仰在春橙上，任他在里面作弄，有>引证之：
光光头皮白如雪，借他花心拽，滚入软如棉，硬了十分热， 琼置叠镐，娥娘凶满瘦。
和尚如铁杵，点到深深处，两足擂后？，双手摸前胸，淫
液也乱，沾花上雨。
今宵快活真个弟，弄得满身汗，只？和尚研磨，鲜花绛镌， 流水来过，和尚闭着眼。
小和尚钻入生门，舔得夫人如醉如痴，口中不住的叫："心肝快活。"
不防丫环暖玉一心要看婆子戏法，轻轻走到楼梯上，只听得夫人百般骚声。打一看时，只见夫人仰卧在春橙上，两足朝天，不住的动，又不住的叫心肝。
暖玉想道："婆子哪里去了？夫人如何这般光景？"不觉嘻的笑了一声。
小和尚听见笑声，跳出来看，暖玉见了，吃了一惊，叫声："啊呀！"已跌下楼去。
夫人立起身来，问小和尚道："下面什么跌的声响？"
小和尚道："不知哪个笑我？出来看时，那笑的已往下跌了。 夫人道："定是暖玉这丫头！"不由的开了楼门走下楼来，只见暖玉跌痛了腿，坐在地上揉哩
夫人道："来此何干？"
暖玉起身来道："婆子那里去了，我来偷看戏法。那知是个三寸长的人儿，吓的我跌这一跤。"
夫人道："是个灯草作的，什么大惊小怪，明日与你们大家看看。"吩咐暖玉去睡。
暖玉一步一歪往后楼去了。夫人回上楼来，对小和尚道："如今我得了你这宝贝，老爷回来且瞒了他，只说有喜，哄他往书房去睡，但无处藏你？"
小和尚道："不妨得，我钻你裤子里过活，若是饥了，便钻入生门里吃些淫水。"
夫人道："如此都好。"
小和尚一面答话，一面摸奶。夫人十分骚发，忙妄脱的精光，上床睡下，不知如何，且听下回分解。
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