两个女人在澡堂的经典对话2
添加:12-09 发布:www.nn01tv.com
兰:"那你们都用哪些姿势日逼呢?"
兰:"奥,原来逼逼该这样日。我那死鬼才没这么多花样,骑上就日,一会就完,也就二、三分钟吧。"
梅:"二、三分钟是太短了,还没日出味呢。……要说日逼的花样其实还不止这么多,我那死老公精得很,对日逼也很上心,时不时地会玩出些新花样。……有些花样是不能说的。……小兰子,我可是把你当亲妹子看,索性都告诉你吧,你可别传出去,弄得我人前擡不起头。
兰:"梅姐,咱俩谁对谁呀,快告诉我吧,让我也学一点。"
兰:"今天才知道日逼还有这么多讲究。……梅姐,你们这么和谐,你老公一定很爱你吧?"
梅:"现在是好了。刚结婚时差点离了呢。"
兰:"为什么?"
梅:"怎么说呢,其实做姑娘时我和你一样,也是个白虎逼,你看,现在我也才有几根逼毛。就为这他恼我。其实日起来,白虎逼更好。"
兰:"说起来,怕我老公也在恼我呢。……可现在你怎么又长出逼毛了呢?"
梅:"我也有个老姐,今年该有五十了吧。刚结婚时我们夫妻不和,她很关心我,知道情况后,教了我个偏方,就治好了,我们夫妻就和睦了。真得谢谢她。……我把这个偏方也教给你吧。……其实很简单,就是把男人的精水涂抹在逼门上,别穿裤子别盖被,让它慢慢干了。日一次,抹一次。再就是用凉水把生姜的汁水浸出,每天拿浸过的生姜擦逼门,早上起来后,把生姜块塞进阴道里,一天一换。一段时间以后,就会慢慢长出些逼毛来。大姑娘没有精水也没关系,只要玩玩自己的逼心就会淌出些淫水来,把淫水抹在逼上也一样有效。这个偏方只对那些逼门前长着些细细绒毛的女人才有效,真正的白虎逼是治不好的。兰子你看,你的逼门前不是有些细绒毛吗,你也治得好的,试试吧。"
兰:"谢谢梅姐。一想到自己是个白虎逼就懊恼,这下好了。……梅姐,你有些年纪了,又生过孩子,还这么爱挨日吗?"
梅:"小兰子,这你就不懂了,象我这样年纪的女人才最爱挨日,一方面孩子大了,省心了,另一方面挨日也挨出味来了,老公的日逼花样也越来越多了,日逼技巧也越来越高明了。女人生来就贱,老公越是狠命地日你,你就越幸福、越快活。问题是怎样让老公有兴趣日你。
兰:"你在这方面大概满有办法吧?"
梅:"不瞒你说,在这方面我是动了些脑筋的。你看,我现在就带了件东西,这叫跳蛋,平时我常把它塞在阴道里,电池挂在腰上,没旁人时就打开电门让它震动起来,又舒服又能缩紧阴道。你该知道,男人总喜欢女人的小逼逼紧紧的、暖暖的。我还很注意奶子和逼逼的美容,搽些药膏、服些药丸,能使奶子丰满些、坚挺些,使逼逼紧些、白净些,逼心大些、艳些。其实女人有两个相貌,一个是脸和身材的相貌,这是大家都看得到的,另一个是逼逼的相貌,这是专归老公一个人看的,逼逼的相貌其实比脸的相貌更重要,一个好逼逼能栓住一个坏男人,你想,哪个男人不想日好逼,所以保养逼逼比保养脸蛋更重要。……光有好逼逼还不行,还得有个好鸡巴,也就是有个好老公,老公身体健康了,生活舒坦了,心情顺畅了,日起逼来自然就有劲、就勤快了。我就很注意老公的生活,头天晚上挨日挨得再累,第二天总是早早起来做好早饭点心,让老公补充营养,要知道,他日逼比你更累啊。老公身体不适时决不强求老公日,老公想日时,即使来了月经也让日,当然也有真没兴趣的时候,可我老公也会耍赖皮,说是上面(奶子)下面(逼逼)总得让他玩一处,你看我那老公有多坏。男人有时就象小孩,得拿些个玩具哄哄他,而我的奶子和逼逼就是老公最好的玩具。……有段时间,老公身体不好,鸡巴老硬不起来,我愁坏了,后来找到个偏方还挺灵的。"
兰:"又是什么偏方?"
梅:"人家告诉我,用淫水浸过的黑枣男人吃了最补,只是伤女人。为了老公我也顾不得那么多了,就买了黑枣洗干净了,每天塞三、四粒在逼里,怕掉出来,还在逼门上塞个暖瓶塞,再用月经带兜住,晚上偷偷挖出黑枣让老公吃,老公不知底细,还连说好吃好吃。吃了段时间,病还真好了,比以前更壮实了。后来老公知道了内情,感动得不行,都哭了,再不让我这么做。现在为了增加兴趣,我偶尔还会弄几粒黑枣塞进逼里,塞上木塞,系上月经带,让老公挖出来吃。偶而为之,不伤身的。"
兰:"梅姐,你们可真是一对恩爱夫妻啊。……你刚才说来月经时也让日,可怎么个日法啊?梅:"这好办,不能日逼,还能日屁眼、日嘴巴,其实偶而日日月经逼、撞撞红灯,也没关系,只要垫好垫子,别弄脏床单就行了。说穿了,男人对女人的月经是很感兴趣的,不光是月经,大小便也一样,我老公有时就死皮赖脸的要看我上厕所,换月经垫,趴在地上看我的大小便是怎样解出来的,心血来潮时会象抱小孩一样抱着我解手,会拿着卫生纸硬要给我擦屁股,还帮我系过月经带。……对了小兰,我说了这么多,你也该说说你们夫妻的事了。"
兰:"你懂得那么多,我还能说些什么呢。我那老公一点都不懂,真该有个人教教他。……梅姐,你帮帮忙行不,找个时间,你给他也说道说道。"
梅:"别开玩笑了,我一个妇道人家,给大老爷们传授日逼经,传出去还不让人笑掉牙。……对了,让我老公给传传经吧,他都快成日逼专家了。"
兰:"光传传经怕教不会我那傻老公。……(轻声地)梅姐,我说个办法你别恼。……我们干脆四个人在一起,你们两个教我们两个,行不?……我跟你关系这么铁,我想你不会介意的吧,真不行你们就给表演表演,让我那傻老公开开眼界,我会谢你的。"
梅:"我的好妹妹,你也变得这么坏了。……我倒有个主意,说出来你也别恼。咱是铁姐们,有什么不能换的?干脆就换个老公试试,行不?……也不行,换了老公就不知道他在干什么了,心里没底。……干脆,找个时间到你家去,四个人一起玩,你家没小孩,门户又紧,翻了天也没人知道,我们就都脱光了,开个天体会,先让我老公边讲解边日我,你们在一旁看着领悟,等差不多了,再让你老公日你,汇报给我们看。"
兰:"这不羞死人了。"
梅:"别介,放开点,不说出去谁知道,有得享受乐得享受,我把家里那些家伙也拿来,让你也尝尝那屁股垫子的味道,还有假鸡巴啊、跳蛋滚珠什么的,包你乐得分不清东西南北,正事干完了,再换换口味,让我老公日你,你老公日我,这一定很刺激的。你想想,看着老公在日别的女人的逼,自己的逼又在挨着别的男人的日,要多刺激有多刺激,我怕死过去就活不过来了。还有,让老公看着自己老婆的逼里淌出别的男人的精水,他一定会刺激得发疯,而发疯的男人日起逼来象老虎一样,够女人受用的。……都这么大年纪了,除了老公,还没尝过别的鸡巴,再不抓紧享受,黄花菜都凉了。"
兰:"梅姐,这……行吗?"
梅:"有什么不行的,只要大家乐意,你不乐意尝尝别的鸡巴吗?"
兰:"你刚才不是说过不让你老公日别的女人吗?"
梅:"咱俩关系不一样了,换着日日也行。"
兰:"可我老公……"
梅:"天下没有不爱日别人老婆的逼的男人,他们恨不得日遍天下女人才舒心,小兰子,听我的没错,就这么定了,先回去跟老公商量商量,再定个时间,就全了。"
兰:"……我听梅姐的。"
梅:"时间不早了,回吧。可记住了,这事绝对不能外出传,不然就做不了人了,人就是这样,做得说不得。
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